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A very large race track in Elmont, NY bordering Floral Park. A great place to drink when all else fails. Belmont Stakes allows kids to drink there of all ages with anything being said to them. The first weekend in June is the best time to be in the parking lot getting shitfaced.
First Saturday of June, 90% of your friends with be getting drunk outta their minds in the parking lot of Belmont and no one will question their age.
Guy 1: It's the first Saturday in June, what do you wana do?
Guy 2: Are you crazy it's the Belmont Stakes?!
Guy 1: Good point lets grab a few dirty 30's of natty and get wasted.
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noun: specifically, the act of gay sex between two or more males, as practiced and made notorious at the belmont hill school; in general, any instance of staggering homosexuality
adjective: mind-bogglingly gay
also verb: to engage in gay sex or other forms of faggotry, to be remarkably gay
Dude I'm straight, don't start getting all Belmont Hill on me.
You can't wear those clothes in here; this isn't Belmont Hill.
Make sure you get off of their campus as fast as you can after the game, or Bel Hill's football team - and the rest of the school - will try to Belmont Hill you.
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Town in MA, borders Cambridge. Has many different neighborhoods, including the Grove, The Hill, and the Kendall Area. The Hill is one of the many very wealthy areas of Belmont, but there are many other areas. Home to McLean's Mental Hospital, where many celebrities have gone including James Taylor. A Japanese princess went to Belmont High School, an OK school that used be really good in the past. There are also 4 elementary schools, a middle school that looks like a prison (due to a "watchtower" spiral staircase), Belmont Hill School, and Belmont Day School (both private schools). There are about 8 banks in the center of town. Many recognize Boozemont as an accepted name for this town, as demonstrated by the 2005 Laouau fiasco, made famous on some national TV programs. Mitt Romney lives here in a massive house, and at least half the town thinks he's a total ass.
-You're from Belmont MA?
-Yeah.
-So what you're like a millionaire?
-Hell, no. I don't live on the Hill or anything.
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Belmont University is a small liberal arts college in Nashville. Kind of shadowed by Ivy-Leaguey Vanderbilt, Belmont has become more well known thanks to the Presidential Debate in 2008. Formerly associated with the Baptist Convention, Belmont is now simply "Christian," and the students hear all kinds of Jesus stuff at every waking minute and there are over-the-top Christian rules (such as outlawing "all homosexual behavior"). However, slowly but surely, the student body is being invaded by indie hipsters, birkenstock-wearing tree-huggers, vegetarians, and gays who live at artsy hangout Bongo Java when they aren't in class or going to awesome parties. There's music playing everywhere you go, and while some of it is Christian or country, again, that whole part of the campus is very slowly getting snuffed out. In a few years, Belmont will be a school where even the Jesus-freaks are weed-smoking vegan anti-war ralliers (just don't tell that to the administration).
Person #1: I was going to apply to Belmont University, but I heard it was really Christian.
Person #2: Well, I go to Belmont, and we throw paper wads and spitballs at the Christians in my class. MUAHAHAHA.
Sad Christian pastor: What happened to Belmont University? It used to be doing God's holy work.
Hippie Belmont musician: Dude... you need to mellow out. Seriously. Take a hit of this (hands him joint).
Angry Belmont Bible major: BELMONT IS GOING TO HELL.
Hipster Belmont English major: That sounds awesome.
Angry Bible: You need Jesus.
Hipster: Hahahahahahahahahaha save it for sunday school, Billy Graham.
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when you’re so sexy your tiddies fall off and a dog steps on them
god damn that’s a hot mom! hope she doesn’t have a dirty belmont
1. When a man moves from the front door of a lady having her period (red) to said lady's backdoor porch area (brown) and back again (purple).
Based on Chicago's sexy and efficient train system. Similarly named moves are found in Boston and New York.
2. A long-form improv style characterized by moving quickly from one story arc to another and back again. See Chicago improv group "The Belmont Transfer."
"Hey, you comin' to see the Belmont Transfer tonight perform at the Playground?"
"Sorry bro, I'll be movin' from brown to red with Lacy all night long. It's our anniversary."
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A "Christian" university with a relatively large party scene. Some of the most hypocritical people can be found here, getting drunk or high on Saturday night and then going to church hungover on Sunday morning.
The classes are fairly easy, and everyone in the administration seems to be extremely oblivious to the fact that their students are out drunk every weekend.
Since it's technically a dry campus, students get wasted in off-campus party houses with names that sound stupid to non-Belmont students, such as The Palace, The Manor, The Taj Mahal, The Plantation, etc.
A Belmont student will graduate with a degree in drunkenness and a minor in circling for parking for 30 minutes. Or Music Business.
Guy 1: Where do you go to college?
Guy 2: Belmont University.
Guy 1: Aren't they all Christian and shit there?
Guy 2: Nah man, last weekend I got shitfaced and hooked up with two Religion majors at the Taj Majal!
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