belt

innuendo for penis

Person 1: "I beat my child with my belt last night for misbehaving"
Person 2: "What the fuck?"

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Belt

To keep your kids in line

Dad: That's it, you're getting the belt!
Son: No..
Dad: *whip*
Son: *Pleasurable moan*
Dad: ??

The son jumps onto his dad shoving his PP in his mouth, then taking him down to the basement and tying up so he sucks his pp for ever. Don't belt your kids

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The Belt

Rule 5 for above, if any of the participants is in a relationship, he/she must have the permission of his/her partner.

My buddy got two girls at once, but he doesn't get the belt because he was cheating on his girlfriend to do it. We're still in the running!

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belt

something that gets in my damn way!

Goddamn it girl, your belt's always in the way, I may have to teach you a lesson

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Belt

The weapon of the strongest gods.

Dad: Did you clean the stove?

Me: Yes, I did.

Dad:*Looks at stove*. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS STAIN?! *Whips out belt*.

Me: OH SHIT!

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Belted

Hype, lit, zooted, having a good time

Hey do you see kensley?

Yea she is belted!!!

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Belt

A rather large dangly penis

Blimey!! look at that mans belt, its hanging a bit low!

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