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Know for his rp name jake mason, and ben shapiro. Caden has been apart of over 25 different mock governments and owned over 6 of his own. He has a small addiction to making propaganda. He has held president many times as well as governor. He pulls most the girls out of his friend group, and is somewhat of a yee yee boy. He became the first member of the elite republican part, a party with conservatives right wing beliefs.
Ben Shapiro is a great politician!
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The anomaly that exists where Ben Shapiro has never voted for the winner of a presidential election.
Ben Shapiro just announced he voted Blank for president, i hope Blank doesnt fall to the Ben Shapiro Curse
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Attempting to enter your partner bone dry, no lube. Drier than a desert.
How did your date go the other night, did you all get laid?
Yeah, but it DID NOT go well. This dude was pulling a Ben Shapiro. Feels like sandpaper down there.
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Masculine noun / plural : fagsters
A weak manlet that gets destroyed by traps
A typical shapiresk discussion :
Random trap : "You cut that out now, or you'll go home in an ambulance"
A typical Ben Shapiro : "That seems mildly inappropriate for political discussion"
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Also known as a napoleon complex, it is When a person is insecure about something and obsessed with it to the point where they are aggressive. Ben Shapiro has a napoleon complex about his height(5'4), and is shorter than napoleon (5'7).
Person #1: why is Ben Shapiro such a shithead
Person #2:dudes insecure about being 5'4 and is obsessed with height. He's got a napoleon complex, but even napoleon was taller than him. It should be called a Ben Shapiro complex
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a phase that teenagers (12-16 year olds) go through where they mistakenly believe that ben shapiro is the godfather of reason and sense in part due to the masturbatory titles shapiro posts on his own videos such as "BeN sHaPiRo DESTROYS LiBeRaL (18 year old college freshman)" wItH "FaCts AnD lOgIc"
17 year old high school student: Man, I remember back in my early days of high school I believed Ben Shapiro's words were gospel. It took me 3 whole years before realizing he's full of horseshit
Friend: Sounds like you've successfully escaped the ben shapiro phase. Congrats on your maturation
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Don't let Ben Shrimpo fool ya. He's fake. He literally got caught on a mic saying "cut out the part where I said 'pansexual'". Don't believe me? There's more! Remember how he claimed that Trump would supposedly destroy conseratives? Stay away from him🍤
Ben Shapiro (A.K.A the fake conservative): Can you cut out the part where I said "pansexual"? Yeah that sounds kinda weird.
Me: Oh look who it is.
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