Random
Source Code
Random
anal intercourse engaged in the shower, positioned where the water runs down her crack in a bent over position
When i invite a girl over, i always suggest the Chattahoochie Bend
A secret move that has a 98% success rate of getting a man's attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation. The attractor drops something on the floor and, with legs straight, bends down to pick up the object, then snaps up, pushing her chest out . Arm movement, to draw attention to the breasts, is NOT optional; it is, however, a common misconception.
"I think I dropped something on the floor that I need to pick up! So you bend... and snap."
"Oh my God, the bend and snap! Works every time!"
5735👍 812👎
A colloquial expression in english for a toilet
After a hard night on the curry it was time to hit the S-bend
A town in southeast Wisconsin, mainly consists of drunk white people, a pretty boring place, but if your into getting fucked up it just might be the place for you!
An ancient art form used by the Cumorthians of 800 B.C. Its used by ejaculating in space and using the propulsion to throw the semen at your will.
Would you like to practice cum-bending?
34👍 3👎
A hand job with the mans hand on the cock, but the other person grabs the wrist and does all the work
I didn't want her touching my junk so I grabbed it and asked for the Bend Dutch
(v) To prepare to get screwed literally or figuratively.
Gas prices are going up again! Bend over, SUV drivers!
849👍 171👎