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When you attach a dildo to a wall and run backward full speed making a beep beep beep sound. Hoping to impaled your rectum.
Brad was showing that cunt hole Steve how to do the San Benito garbage truck, when Brad got shit all over the wall.
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When the use of a pot is necessary to take a shit at work.
While steve was taking an hour long shower, brad had an El Greazy shit brewing. Not able to take it any longer he took the biggest pot he could find and sat down in the backyard. Steve went out to find brad and heard him yelling San benito backyard bare down!
Kyle:Man did u see Benito swagolini
Joe: shut up Kyle
Some pissed off Italian dude's autistic step-cousin with some FUCKING DRIPP
I fucked Benito Swagolini last night.
Secretly trying to kill you Jill, get away while you still can.
Jeremy: Benito is totally going to kill Jillian at 3:37pm on November 24th, 2021.
Benito is secretly trying to kill you Jill, get away while you still can.
Jeremy: Benito is totally going to kill Jillian at 3:37pm on November 24th, 2021.
A fine ass puerto rican singer/rapper that can steal anyone’s/anything’s girlfriend he is fine as fuck and when ur girlfriend sees him she says u guys aren’t dating so beware he is a powerful man
Omg babe when we see “Benito” in kissing him and im no longer yours