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a heartless selfish being who usually dont care until karma kicks in. dont wash and get with any kind of trash that throws itself at him over the prize. never care what he lost. a goodlooking hoe lovin douchbage.
yo bernard had a sexy as girl. what happen?
-he done with her. he got with that hoe now. she ain got no respect for him or herself. now he stuck with her. smh
how he get a girl anyway, nigga stink !
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to be pummeled to a bloody pulp, to awake in a dumpster by the hands of a tiny girl
Dude, I got beat up and woke up in a dumpster." "Dude, you just got bernarded.
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The defenition of child abuse.
If you were called this at birth, consider a name change.
Mother: I'll call him Bernard.
Doctor: That's child abuse you horrible cunt.
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this is a slag, commonly known as a slag, but also known as a slag, and a slag.
bernard is a slag and is a coffin dodger
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(nicknamed Bernie Madoff): alongside Nicolas Fouquet, Conrad Black, Jacques Chirac and Michel Platini, IMHO one of the top 5 most corrupt individuals in the Western world (as of May 2013).
The United States knew what they were doing when they sentenced Bernard Madoff to 150 years in jail for his ponze scheme; IMHO the Charbonneau Commission should do the same with all Canadians convicted of fraud and tax evasion.
to either masturbate or have an orgasm so intense it makes you go temporarily blind. The name is based off of a 9th century Italian king who plotted against Emperor Louis the Pious. Having been caught, he was punished by being forcefully blinded.
"Oh my god I was fooling around with a guy in bed and he King Bernard me for a whole hour."
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One of the best characters from the Conan O'Brien show (12:30am weekdays on NBC). His skit is named "Pierre Bernard's Recliner of Rage." He's a very soft-spoken fellow. Conan usually starts the skit out by saying "Are you comfortable, Pierre?" and Pierre responds with "I'm comfortable and furious Conan." It's very humorous coming from such a soft-spoken little guy. After Conan introduces him, he proceeds to complain about 'important' contemporary issues, well, important to him. They're usually very bizarre, random, and trivial, making it all the more hilarious.
Brandon: "Did you see Pierre Bernard on Conan last night, hahaha, that guy is hilarious."
Cody: "Oh, I saw it, it was brilliant, I almost crapped in my pajama pants."
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