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possibly THE best chocolate in existence.
Manufactured by the Australian chocolate manufacturer, Nestle.
Also possibly the most popular showbag sold at The Show.
I want a Bertie Beetle showbag!!
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When a man is receiving a bj, before he comes he places the tip of his penis into the female's nostril. He then ejaculates into her nostril, she inhales the sperm and spits it out her mouth.
God, I can't wait to get a Dirty Bertie.
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A machine, a weapon, cannot be destroyed
John " fuck is that Bertie Bentley"
Sam " jesus christ, holy shit, get down before he decapitates us with his massive biceps
An incredibly naughty person who does naughty things to naughty people. Their name is Bertie
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Nickname for lead singer of The Used, Bert McCracken's habit of vomiting on stage some say it's a gimic but it is actualy induced by pancreatitis which was probably caused by drugs and alcohol.
Man bertie's madness must suck!
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When u see him and mention rosie dont look back or u will get pieces of diarrhea and sausage roll in ur mouth
Rosies friends:OH LOOK rosie is your lover Berty halfhead
Berty halfhead: tries to impress rosie by opening their mouths and pulling his pants down and shitting in their mouths
Rosie: EWW WTF BERTY I LIKED U
Berty: Kisses her mouth with shit on it
Rosie: runs while crying.
Everyone that was watching:knowing how short his dick is and laughing at him.
Someone who thinks they are good at everything, but in reality is just a cocky dick that no one likes.
"Bro I'm soooo good at football!"
"Shut up you Bertie male"