Random
Source Code
Random
Loading ones anus with lasagna using a broomstick to ram it in there, much like how one loads a musket.
Boy, Charlie got wild last night with the italian brown bess.
I'm pretty sure my friend meant Fucking Bless but your guess is as good as mine.
"God Flickin Bess"
she is the most pure-hearted, caring, loving person you will ever meet. she has the most amazing personality, and she is a true friend. She puts herself down and puts everyone else on a pedestal, even though she is worth so much. she will go out of her way to make your day the slightest bit better. When she cares about you, she would give the world just to see you happy for a second, but she gets attached quickly and sometimes cares too much. When she puts her mind to something, she is amazing at it. She is also very insecure about her appearance, even though she is very beautiful. People treat her badly because they are jealous of her and don't value her worth.
Girl "why are you sad"
Boy "because I just broke up with Bess. I am really regretting it right now"
Bess is the most pure-hearted, caring, loving person you will ever meet. She has the most amazing personality, and she is a true friend. She puts herself down and puts everyone else on a pedestal, even though she is worth so much. she will go out of her way to make your day the slightest bit better. When she cares about you, she would give the world just to see you happy for a second, but she gets attached quickly and sometimes cares too much. When she puts her mind to something, she is amazing at it. She is also very insecure about her appearance, even though she is very beautiful. People treat her badly because they are jealous of her and don't value her worth.
Boy 1 "why are you sad"
Boy 2 "because I just broke up with Bess. I am really regretting it right now"
Bess is an ugly name. People called Bess should just give up on love, popularity and the above. If your called Bess then where the hell did your parents call you? In a pub?
Mum: YESSSS TOTTENHAM
Dad: CMONNN THIS IS THE BESSSSS-
TV: *Man City scores*
Mum: DAD U THOUGHT OF A NAME FOR OUR UGLY BABY GIRL-
Dad: What?
Mum: BESS!!
Dad: I was abt to say best but alr