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A syndrome normally found with white guys who compensate for their tiny genitals or being heavily inbred by owning a loud, jacked-up truck, getting violent over petty shit and other retarded reasons.
"You saw that guy with the mustache, ponytail and his giant truck?"
"Oh yeah, that asshole that threatened to kill that guy on a bike over leaning on some other guy's truck?"
"Yeah, he's got Big Truck Syndrome."
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If you have commited one or more of the following acts, then you qualify for "Big Nose Syndrome."
1. Getting a girl pregnant after dating for 4 months. By Accident.
2. Not using birth control because it's too expensive
3. Having an disproportional large nose.
4. Ruin the end to any movie
5. knows quotes verbatim from any show he watches
6. Knows karate and thinks he can kick your ass.
7. Watches Anime.
8. Follows the plot of anime.
9. Awkwardly puts hand on shoulder when trying to tell you something meaningful.
10. Have a small penis.
11. Can't throw a football if the human race depended on it.
12. Considered feminine.
13. Uses the sniper class in COD MW2 and never use the sniper thinking the pistol is more effective.
14. Throws up after 2 drinks.
15. Sexually excited by the dragons on Skyrim
16. Letting your best friends find out you are engaged over facebook
17. Using the most random ass vocabulary words.
18. Always has a solution which is better than yours.
19. Thinks Wikipedia is a credible source.
20. God facepalms your existence.
21. you masturbate with organic lotion.
23. You play wii
24. Whiter than Edward
25. And even gayer ^
26. If you realized that this list skips 22 and it bothered you.
27. Is your name is Ryan\
28. If you have ever penetrated your own asshole with a plunger while masturbating with your mom's breast milk pump.
Wow, I can't believe Steve has such a massive case of Big Nose Syndrome, he should want to jump off a bridge.
After he was infected with Big Nose Syndrome, Bob cried in the corner in the fetal postion after he realized what he had done.
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A male that over the phone, or any form of communication not in person, will talk shit, but when he sees that individual in person he completely ignores them.
Often done over text message or in voice mail.
Also, when the person he is being a dick to answers he will most likely ignore it or take at-least thirty minutes making up what to say next.
Dick(Over text): Mane, I swear I'm going to beat the shit outta you next time I see you, you better stay away.
*later that day* (guy2) sees Dick and starts walking toward him but, Dick turns around and heads the other way to avoid confrontation.
Guy3: What was all that about?
Guy2: He's showing off his Big Dick Syndrome.
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A person of any gender who uses their achievements, particularly those of a financial or career nature, as if they're swinging a big imaginary dick around the room. Very regularly seen on online dating profiles, or in first meeting situations.
Big Dick Syndrome most usually occupies people who for one reason or another feel insecure about themselves so try to put on a face to cover up their short comings.
"Hey baby, nice to meet you. I'm the senior executive manager of customer experience and digitalisation at XZY, and I think you're pretty hot, want to go for a ride in my '63 Ferrari Roadster? "
"I don't know, with your big dick syndrome you might not have room in the passenger side for me"
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Big Gay Syndrome is when a person is so stupid, they become an un-human, gay, mother fucker, so it is called Big Gay Syndrome.
Tom: I think Manveer has Big Gay Syndrome
Karl: I have Big Dick Syndrome
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When you have always been the one to pick on your siblings with no consequences... and therefore as an adult shamelessly poke at others even when you shouldn’t. Specially when an adult female poked fun and teases others because they never had an older sibling to put them in their place.
My girlfriend won’t stop trying to tickle me when we cuddle and finds it funny. It’s like she has big sister syndrome. Little does she know what’s coming!
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When you're girlfriend is being a big baby.
Chelsea, why are you being a big baby?!? its like you have big baby syndrome.
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