t is a secretive way of saying masturbating aka. fapping, beating the meat, fapulishus.
It is comonly used by a group of men when a rare female is present, to not scare the rear specimen away.
Even though it might be little weird or suspicious it is clearly more safe and unnoticeable way of allerting your fellow dudes to not disturb or help you cover up.
When you use it in a sentence you will most likely bend it, in the usage they only bend the "measuring"; i measured, we are measuring, they measured, i am going to measure.
"Ey bro i gotta go and measure my big toe, be right back."
"Keep Stacy entertained i have to measuring my big toe."
"Ey Jackson i just spotted Ben and Charles, looks like they are measuring their big toes"
The stub at the very left of your right foot or the stub at the very right of your left foot.
The big left toe of a person or creature.
The warlock- I call the Gnoll's Big Left Toe!
this is what you say to someone when it's early and you have no come backs and they say you look like they're big toe
tanner - you look like my big toe
leila- you look like my big toe-ER