BING

because its not google

1st guy : BING SUCKS !!!!!!!!!!
2nd guy : its cus its not google

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Bing

Microsoft's crappy attempt at creating a search engine, that never seems to find what you are searching for.

Tom: "Hey, where's the nearest Starbucks?"
Dick: "I'm not sure, let me Bing it."
Harry: "Why? If you Googled it you'd probably actually find what you are looking for without looking through pages of search results."
Dick: "Oh, yeah, you're right."

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Bing

As many people do not know, bing is actually an acronym for

Because
It's
Not
Google

Can also be used as:

Bitch
It's
Not
Google

guy 1: Why shouldn't we use bing??
guy 2: Because it's not google.

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Bing

Bing is basically a copy of Google. Just way fucking stupider.

Guy 1 : "Hey let's go search random shit on Bing!"

Guy 2 : "Dude fuck Bing, I'm going to Google."

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Bing

Acronym, But Its' Not Google

Q. Hey homey, how do you like microsoft search?

A. It's okay, bing! That filthy slut tried to sell me Linux!

Possible high fives would follow assuming good delivery, proper inflection, and wussy free cadence.

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the bing

Prison;Jail.

My Man just got outta the bing today!

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binging

the bing version of googling.

He has binging for his school project.

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