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when a big giant rock lands on your foot! the first thing out of your mouth is "shit bird". It usally means you had a small stroke of instant bad luck.
ahh, "shit bird", i just didnt need that right now!
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A creature that erupts out of ones ass leaving behind a fiery inferno of pain in the anus of the victim, the flaming shit bird appears to those who have had way to much spicy food.
Dude i just got attacked....
by what?
The flaming shit bird.
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When a man is jacking off and does a flip and spunk’s mid flip
Wow he really managed to do a “bird shit”
One the the best forms used by Savage AF Men when they are trying to snag one of the most INCREDIBLY SEXY and AMAZINGLY BEAUTIFUL CREATURES left in this world alive...
(..Desirable goddess just replied to his comment on a popular social media platform ..)
JUSTIN aka Savage AF guy: shit bird!! Will you marry me?
GORGEOUS GODDESS: Yes, of course!!...but did you call me a shit bird?