Birthday

The day some one was born

Today's your Birthday!

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Birthday

The day if the year where you get bine of what you asked for and end up getting shirts

Me: great shirts!! Thanks mom😢 really wanted that for my birthday.

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Birthday

Every year that passes your one year closer to death’s doorstep.

In a way we are all slowly dying

Bill: Happy Birthday Bob

Me: You’re dying lol

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Birthday

The day that your mom got sick of you and pooped u out

Joe: I HATE MY MOM!
Sally: Why?
Joe: SHE PUSHED ME OUT A DAY AFTER MY BIRTHDAY

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Birthday

Today's the day
That your mom's vag was on display
Your fat fuck-face slipped

I went to CVS and bought the first card I saw
It said congrats on that Torah reading
Fucking mazel tov

Why do we even celebrate your birthday

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birthday

The day I came out of a vagina

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birthday

A holiday that occurs every 365 days in celebration of freedom from the mother's womb.

My birthday is on December 9th.

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