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Pride of a nation, a beast made of steel,
Bismarck in motion, king of the ocean,
He was made to rule the waves across the seven seas!
To lead the war machine,
To rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine!
The terror of the seas,
The Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine!
Hms Hood:No u cant hit my ammunition and explode it Kms Bismarck:Hehe oneshot goes brrrrr
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Every time my girl gets drunk she wants a chocolate bismarck.
A rim job that features a small amount of pudding-like poo prairie dogging, similar to giving a jelly donut a light squeeze to see what flavor of jelly peeks out of the insertion hole.
Much to my shit grin, it suddenly went from a normal ass eatingsession to an urban bismarck.
One of the most known Kantai Collection ship girls, based on the battleship of the same name.
her character is defined by being quite Egocentric, uptight and stubborn, usually needy of praising after a good job.
Honestly her main perk aside the firepower is that huge ass of hers.
Kancolle Bismarck battleship need to be praised... by taking her ass.
Two gentleman meet in the sleeper cab of Peterbilt at a rest stop off of I-194, one man (the giver) places a tight band around the other man's (the receiver's) genitals, massages his crotch the point of release, but the band prevents the receiver from ejaculating until after the giver has also finished, thus resulting in a "Bismarck Raincheck".
I was on a cross country trip to my father's funeral when I stopped to give some lonely trucker a Bismarck Raincheck
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Basically its like a Donkey punch, but rather than dropping the forarm on the back, you drop it on the bottom of the neck.
Instead of donky punching my girlfriend, i decided to sink the bismarck and she collapsed on the floor.
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When a man ejaculates into his partners mouth and then his partner briefly sucks on his testicles with the semen still in their mouth. Thus producing a glazed look on the man's testicles.
So the other night Marge gave me a glazed bismarck and it took me around an hour to clean off my crusty ball hairs.
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