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Black Friday

A disease that hits millions of Americans the day after Thanksgiving. It causes people to fight over objects and to trample innocent bystanders.

I've got a bad case of Black Friday this year.

by innocent_american November 26, 2010

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black friday

The friday your check doesnt come

My weekend is fucked up because it's fuckin black friday!Damn!

by Joshua Conley November 25, 2005

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Black Friday

The Friday after Thanksgiving when ignorant Americans stand in line for 13 hours and stampede over innocent bystanders in order to get a deal they could've gotten 3 weeks ago on that George Foreman grill if they would have used that fucking coupon. As a retail employee, this is THE WORST day of the year.

Dude, I don't wanna go to work today, it's Black Friday.

by CandyGirl03 November 28, 2014


Black Fridayed

To be tricked, through any method, into clicking a link that takes you to the Rebecca Black video "Friday".

Zach: Dude I sent you a sweet XBox Live message while I was drunk, it's hillarious!.

John: *listens to message* Dood that was just Rebecca Black singing Friday? You fucking Black Fridayed me!

by dankemung April 22, 2011


Black Friday

The rare occasion that Martin Luther King Day lands on a Friday.

Dude, it's black friday, duh

by Lolcatslolcatslolcats November 19, 2010

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black friday

in the US; the day after thanksgiving in which crazy bitches get up at the ASS CRACK OF DAWN to go out and get like five dollars off one single item.

Woman to friend: Are you going out shopping tomorrow on black friday?
Friend: HELL NO! I ain't waking up at four am in the fucking morning to get five god damn dollars off an PS3!

by crazyyyyyy439 November 23, 2007

51๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


black friday

The day after Thanksgiving when people who are dumber than shit wait in line for 3 hours at stores to save $5. These are the same fucking morons who think that all places except stores should close on this day, even though it is NOT a holiday.

It's Black Friday. Except for work, I'm not leaving the house. Can't stand idiots!

by MsAgro9876 July 4, 2006

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