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(noun) - A sexual act involving rubbing sand into the vagina or anus of a partner and proceeding to make love to said orifice.
Stan gave his girl a Blackpool Pleasure Beach last night and now his knob's as raw as an uncooked steak!
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A day at Blackpool Pleasure Beach is a dangerous sex act. The participants visit a beach when the tide is coming in. One participant is buried in the sand near the sea so that only their head is visible. The other participant proceeds to masturbate whilst looking at their face. In order to assist the masturbator, the buried participant usually makes sexy faces at them. These faces become increasingly desperate as the tide begins to sweep around their head. The aim of the game is to ensure that the masturbator comes before the tide engulfs the buried participant. Once the masturbator has come, he/she will help to dig out and free the buried participant. The game is played by those who are aroused by risk and desperation.
Kate: Would anyone like to do a day at Blackpool Pleasure Beach?
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Our gang is bigger than your gang and you're on our turf
Blackpool & Fylde protection camp are going to chase Cuadrilla out of town.
Why don't you suck my cock on blackpool rock!
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Full of tramps and wanna be drug lords. All the boys think they’re something else when in reality they can’t shift a gram of home grown ched and struggle to pay their debts. Constantly flapping it from the Fleetwood lot and get banged every time they are seen, bunch of pussies that are all keyboard warriors. FULL OF DOSSERS!!
Imagine being from Blackpool hahaha FUCK THAT
A wonderful town in the North West of England with a Theme Park, a indoor watermark and many Arcades and plenty of other wonderful things including drug addicts, run down buildings, high crime rate, prostitution. poverty and unemployment, polluted sea, broken faculties and rats. both types.
Person 1: So how was your day at Blackpool.
Person 2: Its was great, we sniffed cocaine and went on the Ghost Train
Seaside town long past its prime. The Detroit of the UK.
Bob: Never. Go. To. Blackpool. Ever.
Alice: Why?
Bob: It will crush your heart.