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you better wear a manpon cause you might blart when you bend down.
An uncommon condition where air builds up in ones bladder and then is released through urethra. Usually a blart does not produce an odor.
After surgery Dr. Sanchez palpated air in the patients bladder, with pressure the patient let out a blart.
Accidental bloody discharge when trying to fart.
I had to change my underware after I blarted.
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Using this word will just give the other person the utter must disgrace
Nah bro you have been blarted brother
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A queef (or vagina fart) while menstruating. Causes a gush of blood and gurgling sound.
"Shena was having a heavy period. Only sex would make it all better. Jeff wanted to fuck her doggy style. This made Shena BLART. Jeff laughed as the blart vibrated his penis and spritzed blood against his abdomen.
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Closely related to Sharted, or the act of sharting. When you fart and accidentally shit your pants accompanied with some rectum blood. Usually happens with gay men and/or distended colon.
That fag just blarted and left a stain on his white pants!
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The combination of "blotch" and "fart" that was given to the occurance when one would expell a blast of moist gas from their anus making a blotch in their undergarment.
As Patti was making salads at Pizza Hut, she blarted and ended up getting a damp spot in her panties and requested that she go home early to refreshen up.
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