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Bleacher Christian

A member of a church who just sits there, listens to the sermon and worship, and leaves. They do not contribute to the ministry at all. They are the worst kind of Christian

Church member 1: Man I wish Dave would come volunteer to help with Bible school.
Church member 2: Yeah, thats a bleacher Christian for you.
Church member 1: Yeah they're the worst

by A sitter and soaker June 10, 2020


anus bleacher

Anus Bleacher is someone whom is an asshole in the most stuck up manner possible. The type of guy to go out and fuck 69 year old women cause you know 69

Friend to other friend: dude ignore that guy he’s an anus bleacher

by Pppppachi October 14, 2017


bleacher troll

Someone who haunts activities and sports on the bleachers and annoys everyone. Parents, participants, coaches, watchers, anyone and everyone.

Dan, was chased off the bleachers again because EVERYONE was sick of that bleacher troll.

by KimKnows November 28, 2021


Bleacher Creature

A bunch of pot heads that chill on the bleachers at their high school or a local high school all day and smoke cigarettes and weed.

P-sped you fucking bleacher creature, go home!

by pinetard January 6, 2010


bleacher creatures

Term for the drug sub-culture in some Long Island High Schools in the 1970s and 1980s. Derived from the act of smoking pot and hanging out under the bleachers before school began.

"Here comes a bleacher creatures. Do they ever go to class straight?"

by Shabadoobiedo November 11, 2020


bleachers quarterback

A fierce, know-all football barracker who probably couldn't take the simplest catch himself, but freely sprouts advice as if he is a super star. (1950s)

The game was spoiled by some idiot bleachers quarterback sitting right behind us. He didn't shut up for the entire game.

by G Schymkiw October 25, 2014


bleacher lizard

Girls that distract guys when they are trying to pay attention to a game or an activity that is happening (basketball,?wrestling, football,etc..)

Sarah:"eww look at those girls."
Jen:" ya thier bleacher lizards."

by Jloop January 23, 2017