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A blew ballon happens when someone misunderstands that a "blow-job" is a figurative use of speech and actually blows into the penis which causes the scrotum to inflate like a large balloon and to turn dark blue.
Dude, did you hear about George? Kate was giving him head and misunderstood what a blow job was. She blew into his penis like she was blowing up an innertube and caused his ballsack to inflate like a beachball, giving him a blew balloon. He has been in the hospital for three days but the doctors are not hopeful that his scrot will ever return to normal size and are advising against his ever being able to windsurf again.
To become so infused with anger that she looses all self control. The background to this saying refers to an engine's pistons that push down on the push RODS.
The wife was so extremely angry at the husband for not boinking her, she blew a rod.
A person who had mad sex in either their mouth, vagina, or rectum to the point that it hangs. Thus making them Blew out, see Blew Back
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Past tense of blow chunks. To have vomited. Not to be confused with "blew chinks" which is what azn men do.
Yo when I smelled dat skank's snatch, I blew chunks.
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To fail miserably.
To fail so hard your undergarments are compared to that of a baby having massive diarrhea up their back.
To have the upper hand and completely suck. Hard.
<can also be used in other tenses>
Payton Manning blew the diaper. Hard.
Or
Payton Manning had a big ass diaper blowout in the Super Bowl.
The coolest color a mustang was ever made, a definite trophy winner. A panty or depends dropper for sure.
I bought this grandpa blew mustang because I wanted to stack trophies and pick up some gilf.
When you fuck something up; messed up a project.
Friend: Looses balance, knocks something important over
Me: you really blew the goose