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The invisible barrier that covers a man's perception of the truth.
Pleading total ignorance to a situation.
He kept saying "I don't understand what happened. I thought everything was fine" when his wife filed for divorce.
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The erect male organ is gently inserted between the blinds so only the cock is visible through the window.
Girl 1: Jakes cock is huge, I saw his organ through the blinds
Girl 2: Oh my god! You got peaky blindered?
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When a guy rests his nut sack on a girl's eyes-temporarly blinding her
Cliff: Man, if she can see straight, I don't know my business
Max: What do you mean?
Cliff: While she was sleeping, I squated over her head and dropped my nut sack over her eyes. She'll never see again thanks to my bama blinder!
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When you are smoking a joint and you get smoke in your eye
Person 1: "ah, my eye"
Person 2: "did you get a smokey blinder mate?"
When a man wants vagina so bad that's all he could see.
Definition by Boomer
My friend had such a bad case of vagina blinders that he didn't even notice she had a husband and two kids he just hit it.
When Rory Nesbit hits Hailey Bodner with a blinding cumshot
“Do you want me to give you a peaky blinder”
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