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Raised by a pack of savage Asians, David Bloomer is a closet gayman that roller skates around the parking lot of the PC. More times than not, you can find a David Bloomer sipping some nasty ass concoction of herbs and roots while contemplating the philosophy of philosophy.
Look at this little David Bloomer looking mofo on roller blades drinking a matcha tea......
When a girl hits puberty later than everyone else
I got my period in 9th grade, I was a late bloomer.
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An eastern european affectionate term for budgie smugglers
Father Ted said: "oh bejesus Declan, those polish bloomers look like budgie smugglers from this distance. Mrs Doyle look away - NOW!"
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A fart that is passed but does not smell right away. A surprise attack, a mystery.
My friends were concerned that my fart didn't smell, I told them to hang on- it's just a late-bloomer.
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Any mixed drink, wine, beer, etc. thats makes a women horny, easy, quick to give it up.
Man, that Boons Farm wine is a real Bloomer dropper, after one bottle she was all over me.
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An early bloomer is a girl that has a "little girl" vagina and doesn't have a protruding clitoris or any other signs of maturity.
I can't think of any usually this is used to tease other girls such as "hey Early bloomer! this is the big girls room! go play with your dolls you little bitch!"
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Late Bloomer Bride is a term that means a woman who married for the first time after age 40.
Married after 40? You're a Late Bloomer Bride or LBB!
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