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A revolutionary new-old rave post punk romantic revival band that had a string of two top fourty hits in the late early 90s.

In their second album they abbreviated their band name to "BJ".

Their first album was called "You can feel spots" and had hits such as "get away now", "crabs" and "could just be pearlies".

Their second album was titled "I'm not sure", and contained two hit singles- "Do I like the taste?" and "It went up my airpipe." There was a critically acclaimed bonus track titled- "this is all an innuendo."

A terrible, terrible band.

Bailey- I just got the new BJ album.
Lucy- Oh yeah, blow job's first album was alright. How's this one?
Bailey- BJs are shit once you've had the whole thing.

by uwanttruthitellz May 10, 2009

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Blow Job

Oral sex, sticking on penis.

He gives real great blow job.

by Elm4r August 19, 2018

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blow job

The process in which a male or female sucks a males penis until he cums.
Also known as

Damn Rachel! You gave me a great blow job with your mom helping!

by Yoooobioligy July 3, 2016

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blow jobs

something that you are forced to do if your in an all male prison.

criminal 01: "it's u'r turn tonight Jonathan"

Criminal 02: "no, i did it yesterday, besides your dick still up some other guys arse, i don't want his shit in my mouth"

by girl April 20, 2004

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blow job

When I start to kiss down my boyfriends chest and stomach while pulling at his belt loops and pockets slowly getting down to his pants button which i unbutton with my teeth. Then i pull his pants down to about his knees and look up at him and smile. Then i slowly massage his balls with one hand and move my hand up and down his shaft while i slowly suck the head of his penis ever so lightly and swirl my tongue around the tip. i suck him a little bit harder and swirl my tongue faster. i suck harder as his dick slides farther down my throat and suck harder and harder and use my hand to jack him off at the base of his penis. He gets harder and harder and his penis throbs as he is ready to cum. I moan and suck harder and squeeze the base of his penis while i suck. He cums and the cum goes all the way down my throat, i look up at him and smile as a swallow it all.

THAT is a blow job.

It takes alot of practice to master the art of giving an AMAZING moan making blow job ;)

by Autumn_loves_you April 7, 2008

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blow jobs

Blow jobs, When a man sucks the beaver or a women sucks the meat

sally was giving blow jobs to the homeless

by walrus bacon December 24, 2005

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blow job

refers to the act of holding a flute in both hands and blowing it

e.g. did you do the blow job on that pipe?

by yellowdaug August 31, 2011

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