Also called blue screen of doom
The constant crashing of the older windows os' causing the user to scream, shout and pull their hair out and eventually can drive a user insane.
Upgrade to xp or go linux fools
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Blue screen of death is god's subliminal "I FUCKING HATE YOU" message.
God: I FUCKING HATE YOU! *blue screen of death you comp before you save your 390473497hours worth of work*
Have a nice day. *angels sing*
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Refers to the potential failure of a cloud computing network.
Google experienced a massive blue cloud of death yesterday that shutdown 10 million subscribers of their G-storage service.
Also abbreviated as BSOD, the Blue Screen of Death is:
1. The most terrifying thing even to appear on the monitor of your PC unbidden. Happens quite frequently when one's GPU is on the fritz.
2. The reason the color blue makes me uneasy.
1. Hmm, a new Java game. Looks interes- wait, why did my screen turn black suddenly... OH SHIT IT'S A BSOD! AGH! HELP! HELP!
2. I don't like that shirt. It's the same shade as a Blue Screen of Death. Please don't wear it again, or at least sit a little farther away. And stop laughing at me, it's not funny. It's not funny!
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An annoying screen that windows users see at least once a day that kills everythig you were doing at the time
*drools over porn*
*blue screen of death pops uo*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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what sees a Windows user most frequently
Wow, that's my 36343573th BSOD this day.
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In the bad old days before XP, this was a frequent occurence on computers which ran on a Windows OS. In some of the worst cases, you only had to look at the computer in a funny manner for the temperamental bastard to give you the Blue Screen Of Death! It usually tells you some shit like "a fatal error has occured" and gives you some mathematical gibberish. Basically, it means the operating system is rather shite and can't be arsed doing what you wanted it to do...
I remember a few years ago on my section at work we had this computer that gave us the Blue Screen Of Death so fuckin' often on a daily basis that I ended up decorating the monitor with the chequered tape we normally use on files if someone is terminally ill!
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