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a practitioner of the "blumpkin," the act of fellating and pooping simultaneously.
She repeatedly frequented the famed blumpkineer.
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1. (noun): oral sex given to a male partner while he is defecating on a restroom toilet.
2. (noun): a large, fat black man wearing an orange goose down parka; contraction of BLack and pUMPKIN.
1. "I took her to the shitter and got a blumpkin. It was greasy though and I think I splashed her chin."
2. "Ha Haaaaaaaaa. Yooooooo! Hey, yo! look at that Blumpkin ass nigga."
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The act of defecating while receiving a blow job.
Blumpkin Haiku:
Stinky poo, deep throat\
Get on your knees now baby\
Man, I love bumpkins\
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a blumpkin is when a girl gives a guy a blowjob when he is taking a shit.
blumpkin
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the act of giving a blowjob to someone while he is taking a shit
Holly gave kyle a blumpkin in her bathroom.
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Its when a #A chick gives you head while your sittin' on the toilet takin' a shit!" -Harold and Kumar: escape from Guantánamo Bay.
Chick-" Hey you want a Blumpkin?"
Guy-" Whats a Blumpkin?"
Chick-" Ugh never mind"
Guy-"Damn!"
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The act of fellatio performed upon a male who is concurrently engaging in the act of defecation.
1: Carter received a blumpkin from Paige!
2: Gross!
(now you have a word to rhyme with pumpkin in your poetry)
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