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To make a person sniff paint until they pass out and then perm his or her pubic hair.
Dude, it looks like someone gave you The Bob Ross.
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if you dont know who this is u must have been living under a rock
reeeeeeee bob ross
there's no words to describe the beauty of this man.
He paints happy little trees and penises but no one sees the penis ones...
May he rest in piece. :'(
"Bob Ross is my daddy!"
Person 1: Bob Ross Is the best painter alive!
Person 2: Wdym? He isn't alive!
Person 1: Yes he is! He streams on twitch.tv every weekend!
Person 2: Oh, then he must be alive!
He is our lord and savior and one day he will rise and paint us a beautiful world. There will be happy little trees with happy little tree friends every where you look . He will make us into the perfect beings of pure happiness and paint and if there is a problem he will just paint the mistake out . Everywhere will be nature and happy animals and clouds and water . He will give us the perfect life and world . There will be no war no disease no disaster only harmony and perfect life . Because bob Ross will save our mortal souls . No body will die or feel pain only happiness . Every won’t have to worry about taxes or any money troubles . We will all paint . We will also worship Mr Rogers and Guy Fieri and Shaggy and Smokey The Bear . No sadness or anger . Just beauty and peace.
A GOD AMONG MEN! THEY GRATEST HUMAN TO HAVE EVER WALKED THE EARTH AND YOU BITCHES COULD NEVER (and I mean NEVER) COMPETE WITH SUCH A SAINTLY ANGELIC HUMAN SUCH AS BOB ROSS!!!!!!!!!!
Random Idiot: Wow that guys great who is that?
You(An Intellectual): THATS BOB ROSS THE GREATEST HUMAN BEING EVER!