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Noun:
The act of tactile sex in a public venue of entertainment; i.e. a handjob in a theater.
Lauren gave Quinn a fabulous Boebert.
(n) A quickie handjob in a semi-public place. Often by a partner you have relaxed your standards (with regard to appearance, hygiene, intelligence, and class) to be with.
(syn) trailer swiftie
"Hey, baby, if we're not gonna hook up, at least gimme a Boebert in the parking lot."
An object that was “accidentally fallen upon” (deliberately placed) in the rectum that was not designed for anal use and is now stuck.
“What’s the weirdest boeberts you’ve seen?”
“The weirdest ones would have to be a gerbil and a three-cell MagLight”
Verb: The act of giving your date a hand job while acting ultra entitled at a family friendly movie theater
“Did you see that trashy couple giving each other a Lauren Boebert right where everyone, and even kids could see them?”
“I think the theater employees will need hazmat suits while they sanitize the seats at the theater after Marjorie and Kid Rockkk gave each other a Lauren Boebert at the theater. Some of the organisms left on the seats have yet to be discovered by science”
N: an over-the-trowsers tug job usually performed in a public place, such as a theatre, packed full of families and children.
Lauren was all set to lecture the libs on core family values when she suddenly got the urge to crack some wang so she leaned over and gave the gentleman sitting next to her the Boebert Express.
"Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!...Awww, Lauren...thanks for the Boebert Express but now I need a new pair of undershorts..."
A handjob.
Last night we were on the couch watching a movie, and all of a sudden she's giving me a Boebert handshake.
The act of vaping in an inappropriate place or a place where vaping is considered unacceptable.
Dude, stop Boeberting in the grocery store.