Noun:
The act of tactile sex in a public venue of entertainment; i.e. a handjob in a theater.
Lauren gave Quinn a fabulous Boebert.
A Boebert but also while using a Vape and being a faux snob
I went to see the show and had to stop my wife from doing a Full Boebert
(noun) Like a Boebert, but done on a first date, while vaping. Preferably while singing "I love you. You love me" after drinking a double mouthful of the discount liquor store's finest whipped cream vodka.
Damn, girl, I knew you were as cheap and easy as dollar store mac-and-cheese, but that Sloppy Boebert...Dayuuum...
N: an over-the-trowsers tug job usually performed in a public place, such as a theatre, packed full of families and children.
Lauren was all set to lecture the libs on core family values when she suddenly got the urge to crack some wang so she leaned over and gave the gentleman sitting next to her the Boebert Express.
"Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!...Awww, Lauren...thanks for the Boebert Express but now I need a new pair of undershorts..."
A handjob.
Last night we were on the couch watching a movie, and all of a sudden she's giving me a Boebert handshake.
when a female uses two hands to arouse male genitalia in public
“my new girl crazy fam. She gave me a double boebert on our 2nd date"
"my girl gave me such a good double Bobert, I Marjorie Taylor Greened everywhere"
The act of vaping in an inappropriate place or a place where vaping is considered unacceptable.
Dude, stop Boeberting in the grocery store.