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teacher
69 years old
cumbreur college netherlands
very sus old teacher
bolle dikkie is a great teacher.
A certain weevil of the boll persuasion which, if it were to spaff a city, would demolish said city.
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Updated definition*** A school in Jacksonville, FL that used to be filled with high goals and expectations. A place that used to be filled with a balance of success ranging over all aspects of life. A place where you could find a four star QB and potential Heisman trophy winner (Mac Jones) not only working hard on the football field but in the social scene, raging at parties. Or perhaps you preferred to take a seat at lunch between two gold medalist swimmer Joseph Schooling and Ryan Murphy. Either way Bolles used to be a place to excel in life academically, socially, and athletically... until the rise of President Hodges. Hodges has made disastrous changes at The Bolles School limiting capacity at sporting events during COVID to the lowest in NE FL, employing the least diverse group of teachers of any private school in America (probably) and has ruined fun so much that a student could get all Senior privileges and be banned from all school events for cursing. Classes 20', 21' have tried to maintain the high social status of Bolles during these times, but are inevitably losing grip.
Yo where you go to high school man?
The Bolles School.
Oh ok what class?
Class of 21'
Oh ok, your cool, don't even think about inviting one of your younger bros to the party though.
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A German director, producer and screenwriter who is often said to be the worst director ever. That couldn't be further from true, Uwe is actually quite good, at least better than mainstream assholes like Friedberg and Seltzer. Most of the people who bash him do it because that's "cool" and have never even seen any of his movies. Or they bitch about how he ruined all those awesome games by converting them to crappy movies. But actually his movies are better than the games they come from, by watching the movies at least you can laugh at them, because they are not to be taken too seriously. After all, they are financed by Nazi gold.
Uwe is also upright, he knows that his movies are not successful and he makes jokes about them, unlike many directors who think they were chosen by God or something to make movies which actually suck ass.
And the last time I checked bashers made that stupid petition to stop him, but it didn't work. So much about them. And we knows what he does to the critics in the boxing ring.
guy1:OMFG Uwe Boll sucks ass dude!
guy2: Did you see any of his movies?
guy1:like...no. But he totally sucks lol
guy2: stfu please dumb fuck
guy1: oh no Uwe made another game to movie adaptation! They are total shit!
guy2: Did you actually play any of these games before watching the movies?
guy1: ...No. But they still like totally suck and stuff. Everybody says so.
guy2:...
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When you bounce ideas between each other.
Could you be my boll plank for a second? I need to bounce some ideas.
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A German director, producer and screenwriter who is often said to be the worst director ever. That couldn't be further from true, Uwe is actually quite good, at least better than mainstream assholes like Friedberg and Seltzer. Most of the people who bash him do it because that's "cool" and have never even seen any of his movies. Or they bitch about how he ruined all those awesome games by converting them to crappy movies. But actually his movies are better than the games they come from, by watching the movies at least you can laugh at them, because they are not to be taken too seriously. After all, they are financed by Nazi gold.
Uwe is also upright, he knows that his movies are not successful and he makes jokes about them, unlike many directors who think they were chosen by God or something to make movies which actually suck ass.
And the last time I checked bashers made that stupid petition to stop him, but it didn't work. So much about them. And we knows what he does to the critics in the boxing ring.
guy1:OMFG Uwe Boll sucks ass dude!
guy2: Did you see any of his movies?
guy1:like...no. But he totally sucks lol
guy2: stfu please dumb fuck
guy1: oh no Uwe made another game to movie adaptation! They are total shit!
guy2: Did you actually play any of these games before watching the movies?
guy1: ...No. But they still like totally suck and stuff. Everybody says so.
guy2:...
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