the von bondies

great band. better than the white stripes. in other words white stripes suck and the von bondies rock. lead singer Jason Stollsteimer got beaten up by jack white.

Jason: "You're a fucking douche!"
Jack: "I Dont wanna hear about it."
Jason: "you suck major balls!"
Jack: "Now I'm gonna serve it to you bitch!"

Jason gets douched by Jack White. Jack goes to court.

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bondi boy

The Australian term for an aspirational socialite or millionaire. The sort of person who grew up in the outer suburbs and in their 20's moved to a studio apartment next to a train line, 10kms from the beach, and say's their main hobby is surfing or hustling. Frequently posts things to Instagram that he didn't do. Has 'entrepreneur' and 'wealth' in all his social media profiles. Is into powerlifting and supplements, and has a bit of a gut. Works in retail or customer service. Constantly talks about completing an MBA but hasn't enrolled yet.

'that guy with the rented Porsche and stringlet is a total Bondi Boy'

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Bondy Garfy

A fat fucker that probably loves lasagna and whos into bondage

Yeah my sister loves her some bondy garfys. Shes kinda sick.

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bondi public school

a public primary school that is so fucked that it called the easter hat parade the hApPy HaT parade because parents were complaining (nobody actually gave a shit what the name was) that it wasn't inclusive to kids who don't celebrate it. oh and its that school that gave treats like stickers and bags of popcorn to kids who didn't bring rubbish in their lunch box.

me: I went to Bondi public school

friend: gurllll that school is fucked up lmao

bondi bitch

Someone who appears like they belong on Bondi beach. Eg, tanned, blonde hair, surfing aesthetic

Look at that Bondi Bitch over there

bondy night

A slang North East term for November 5th (bonfire night)

I'm going to light a bonfire for Bondy night

Bondi King

When you are the best motorcycle racer in all of Sydney Australia, and you do the Bondi Run every night and claim that you are better than everyone else in all aspects of life.

I am now the Bondi King and now am better than you.