bond

Acronym for "Big Ol' Nasty Dump"

I've got to bond, I'll be back in 20 minutes.

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bond

1. bottom 2. butt 3 ass 4. soft fleshy part to the body that when you sit on it you can ride a joy stick like a jokey
5. part of the body you use to sit on and ride a horse 6. booty

you must have a soda and shake your bond.

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Bond

As in a wife that is on a 007 mission to spend all the mans money.

Man: "Bond, I cant afford my dinner for work"
Wife: "I've only ordered loads of random sh*t from the internet what we don't need, didn't cost much.."
Man: "Our life savings are gone.."

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The bond

The practice of walking into a corporate building with a hangover fart brewing and riding the lift up and down until you have generated enough gastro international fortitude to arm yourself with a ready to go flatulence bomb. As you approach the ground floor begin singing the intro tune to James Bond and as the lift opens, deploy your secret weapon. Take three paces forward, then spin and draw your finger guns at the new occupants of the lift. as the the doors slide shut yell the final notes of the intro song to the horrified grimace of your victims.

"On my last day of work I gave my boss the bond as he saw. Me out" - terminated employee

"He bonded us, And we have nowhere to run"
- lift traveller

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Bond

(noun)A person who is a master in multiple fields of online games; (adj)To be masterful in multiple online games; (noun) A person who is masterful enough that it makes other jealous and paranoid during games; (verb) to play so masterfully in a game that it makes other people jealous and paranoid when playing with you.

(1)Joe: Man if Jovi got any better I wouldn't even bother anymore.
Phil: He's masterful at almost every online game.
Matt: No kidding.
John: Jovan! Stop becoming Bond!

(2)Joe: Oh I hate you.
Matt: I never know where he is, and then...blam!
Phil: He makes me jealous and paranoid when I play with him.
Joe: Do you know why?
Phil: No.
Matt: Because he is Bond...

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Bond

A super sly ninja guy who wears camoflauge gloves and loves to eat double stuffed E.L. Fudge wafers
while slam baggin his pet pig

I saw Bond in the Utility Closet playing with the vacuum cleaner hose, but i couldn't see his ninja hands.

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bonding moment

what you share with your bro if you totally aren’t gay 😔👊 pour one out cuz lance doesn’t remember

“we had a bonding moment!! i cradled you in my arms!”

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