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an erect blood filled penis. brought on my sexual arousion. the average male gets 3 a night while your sleeping. also known as erection, stiffy, chubby, hard on
that guy would stick his boner in anything with a hole
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When something is so wonderful you pop a Boner.
It was so bonerful for my girlfriend to take her clothes off randomly.
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An extreme irrection in which the male obtainee is unable to hide, control, or releive the built up sexual tension in his penis.
Dude, I had another bonerism in Algebra today when Kelly bent over to pick up her pencil.
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When u see a hot girl and want to smash you get this big thing that goes up 10 inches.
Damn I got a boner when I saw the D'amelio sisters.
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That hard thing in your pants when you walk by Victoria's Secret
Person 1: Sir, you have a raging boner.
Person 2: Don't mind me, I just walked past Victoria's Secret
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When the penis grows and get's stiff due to a sexual arouse usually this is the best time to have sex or receive a blowjob.
Kiersten : Hey Jake could you brush my hair I was in hurry and didn't have time before I got to work!
Jake : Sure baby Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh! Ohhh! Ohhh!
Kiersten : Oh baby did I give you a boner!
Jake : Yes your hair is so silky and soft just the touch of it made my penis expand!
Kiersten : Well lets not waste it keep brushing and I suck on it!
Jake : Ohhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ohhh!
Kiersten : Mmmmmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmmm! Ahhh!
Chad : Oh wow Jake's brushing Kiersten's hair and she's sucking his dick time to spank the old monkey!
Steve : Hey Chad I see you have a Boner how about I help you with that!
Chad : Sure that would be great then I can focus on Kiersten's beautiful hair!
Steve : Mmmmmm! Mmmmmm! Mmmmmm! Ahhhh!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Chad what the fuck! Were you getting a boner off at me and Jake again!
Chad : No!
Jake : Then why were you staring at us while Steve was sucking your dick?
Steve : Hey guys what's up!
Kiersten : Go wipe the cum off your face asshole!
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The unwritten scale on how likely some one is to get boned. More commonly used towards women.
Guy 1: "What do you think her bonerability is?"
Guy 2: "I give her an 8."
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