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marking the page of a book or other publication with feces.
Taking a book off the library shelf and bringing into the bathroom to smear shit on a page
Angry at his friend, he took his science book and put a buffalo bookmark on tommorrows assignment
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A bookmark with the word "muslim" written on it used by muslims.
Hey, I noticed your bookmark has the word "muslim" on it. Interesting... Let's call it a muslim bookmark.
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A Muslim bookmark is a piece of paper that is used by Muslim people to mark pages of books so that they can refer back to those pages in the future.
ALI: Yo, how's it going Bill, wanna check out my book?
BILL: What are all of these pieces of paper inside the book?
ALI: They're MUSLIM BOOKMARKS that help me mark pages...
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A muslim bookmark is a piece of paper that was made in a muslim country and used to mark pages of a book
that bookmark says "made in egypt"
Oh, that must mean it's a muslim bookmark!
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A sexual position in which a woman on her period, using a tampon, is positioned on the bed in an L shape to represent the frame of a book. The tampon string hanging out between her legs represents the string often found on a bookmark.
Man: "Damn girl, you on your period."
Woman: "It's no thing, let's do a Witchita Bookmark"
Man: "......The fuck?"
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Bookmark cum is when you are reading a book and instead of using a bookmark you simply cum on the last page you were reading. The one issue to this method is you may not be able to open the page if the cum dries and you wait too long so be fast.
My teacher told me to mark page 47, but since I lost my bookmark I whipped out my dick in front of my entire english class and made a bookmark cum
This is when either out of spite or lack of toilet paper,
they wipe their ass on a page of the KORAN.
U S EMBASSY;KUWAIT:
Has anyone seen my Koran,it's time for prayer.
MARINE; We ran out of shitter wipe ,so I borrowed a few
pages.Don't have a cow NAHIBE, I put them back after I
gave them a muslim bookmark.
OHHHH! I KEEEEL YOUUU NOW! YOUUU INFIDEL !!!!!!
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