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Very attractive stunning young man who can pull any girl he wants with his sexy smile,Only dates beautiful girls and knows his way around the bedroom 10/10 dick.
Girl one:Omg who is that.
Girl two: that’s Boston very cute ain’t he.
Girl one:He sure is😍
What the rest of the free world calls Massachusetts.
Others: "This is our friend Jim."
Others: "Hi Jim!"
Jim: "Hey"
Others: "Hey Jim, I heard you're from Boston!"
Jim: "Well, I'm from Massachusetts"
Others: "Is that near Boston?"
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A wicked rock band! With classic songs such as 'More than a feeling'.
♫ I closed my eyes and she slipped away, she slipped awaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!! ♫
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Ohhh boston your my home! Home of the AMAZING Red Sox!! And the Pats dy-naassssstyy... & the Celts....this is one sick city.
Hmm, what should i do today? Well im in boston so i can go to Newbury Street, Fenway and maybe go to Faneuil Hall? wow i love boston.
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man, wanna check out the boston scene tonight?
nah, man, its past midnight. everything's shut down.
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A much nicer city than NYC.
If you don't like the Red Sox, don't bother coming here, because you're just gonna get your ass kicked.
Water fountains are bubblers, but everyone calls them bubblahs. Turn signals are blinkers, but everyone calls them blinkahs.
We honk at the person in front of us for going to slow when they're going 70 mph, and we enjoy cutting people off because we are better than everyone. Make sure you flip us the bird, we actually get disappointed when you don't. Massholes and proud, bitch.
Our accent is considered annoying, but at least we can say coffee without pronouncing it 'cwoffee'. Don't try imitating it, because you can't do it right unless you're born here.
'Wicked' is an essential part of our vocabulary, usually accompanied by an adjective. We don't say 'fookin', you dumbasses, we say 'fuckin'. R is not a member of the alphabet as far as we are concerned.
In the city, there are some wicked cool hobos that will sometimes follow you for five blocks if you don't give them your money, try it sometime!
Go pahk the cah at Bawston Gahdens for the wicked cool concert!
vs.
Go park the car at Boston Gardens for the very cool concert.
Hmm, which one sounds more 'elitist' to you?! Hah!
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