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An expert forecaster. One who forecasts with accuracy.
The weatherman on channel 9 is always right, he's a real bouche.
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when you see a woman and you think shes so gorgeous that you get a hard on. But when she turns around you discover that she is so damn ugly you instantly lose your stiffy.
rebby - yo check that girl out.
Aaron - yeah man shes hot!!
*seconds later*
Both- "AWWWwww shit BOUCHE!!!"
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A mattress often used as a bed, located where a couch should be.
Bouches are typically found in college dorms where inebriation and debauchery take place.
The bouch was invented by a coon.
Joe: "What should we do with Frank? He's to drunk to walk, let alone drive."
Jack: "Hold him here, I'll get the bouch."
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1. Someone who has an unusual obsession with bacon and egg rolls
2. A cooker/designer of bacon and egg rolls- a baker
3. A lazy careers advisor
"Gidday Bouch"
Bouch: "Just a bacon and egg roll thankyou"
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A cute little girl to w’et your…err, um… appetite (derived from the French term of the same name meaning: a small appetizer as served, usually without a charge, in a restaurant)
"Dude, I know ya love those knee-shootin’ yabos but there’s such a thing as too big. Now take that little amuse-bouche. That quasar has got a nice set of perts."
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A person of significantly low mental status, originating from douche bag. The letters are switched to signify that the person being insulted is even more retarded than a douche bag.
That guy is even more stupid than a douche bag, he's a bouche dag.
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