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When your girl catches you cheating red handed so you pretend that you've suffered massive amnesia and you have no clue who you are or who she is.
My girl walked in on me with the cleaning lady earlier so I had to go full Jason Bourne on her
A school which is full of Year 7s acting like roadmen, teachers who don't give a shit about their job, doing something small will land you in detention and Year 11s dating Year 7 and Year 9 girls. You'd be better off missing out on secondary education if you have to go here.
"Oh shit, I have to go to that school!"
"What school?"
"Bourne Academy"
"Wish you luck mate"
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Willbyforce is the father of the Bourne family who loves to feed on mackerel, he also performs oral sex every night on his fat ugly wife that goes by the name of Debra Powell, sometimes we wonder if she is secretly a man in disguise. On rare occasions, you will see Willbyforce pull up at the Mountain view bus stop and do a perverted smile to his son (hys**n)and then he will jump in the back of his trunk and drive away. Hys**n is also getting molested by his younger brother Kayshaun and he can't afford soap to wash the bump off his face. AKA "OP RODOSE YT"
Rac: Yo Denny look over there, it's that weird perverted man with an even weirder head shape
Denny: No bro that's just Hys**on's father Willbyforce Bourne
Someone who gets really mad but can't fight for shit no matter how hard they try
" Jesus Christ it's Jason Bourne"
A spontaneous response that is yelled out after hearing the words "Jesus Christ".
First said by Craig Jeffers in the 2016 American film Jason Bourne.
"Jesus Christ"
"It's Jason Bourne!"
also known as “P”, this man is the best producer of all time, a living legend i could say. started off producing “Slimeball” by young nudy. this henceforth started his career. he made mixtapes on soundcloud (the life of pi’erre 1, 2, and 3.) his most notable beat he created was the beat for “Magnolia” by Playboi Carti. he eventually moved on to produce for other A-List rappers, such as uzi, chief keef, 6ix9ine, drake, young thug, and many more. dont use his beats without permission tho...
*song starts* “YO PI’ERRE YOU WANNA COME OUT HERE? EEEEEEEHH”
person 1: dude this shit is so heat, Pi’erre Bourne is the goat.
person 2: its ight
person 2 was never heard from again.
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The best damn books in the world. Eric Van Lustbader ruined them and he should be beheaded. The movies dont give the books justice
The Bourne Trilogy is the best
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