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a koopa that hates mario and luigi and wants peach
Bowser: Bah! i hate those pesky plumbers!, they always ruin my plans! why cant i have peach just once?
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Code word in Longwood FL for a Happy ending
This bitch was rubbin on me so good I said "Give me the Bowser"
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bowser is a hot sexy dilf from the game super mario
come rail me please
“yooo have you seen bowser from super mario?”
“yeah man he’s so sexy”
(Adj;Noun) discribes one who has been in a negative circumstance.
guy 1: "yo, she threw all your stuff in the garbage?"
guy 2: "yea man, she totaly Bowsered me."
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A philosophy of personal conduct towards people and life. Derived from many religious and philosophical studies, Bowserism tries to bring into the twenty first century old precepts in a new package that can be accepted by an educated class of people. It is a work in progress and this sage welcomes your addition to this work of wisdom. Please feel free and advance this effort.
1) Life can be good or bad, depending on the actions of either the individual, another person, both or the actions of others.
2) Your actions can create good, bad or worse results as time moves forward.
3) You can love, hate, help or harm others.
4) Every man has sinned.
5) There are two paths from which to choose.
6) There is always time to change paths.
7) Blazing your own trail will lead to one of two paths.
8) Do to others as you would have them do to you.
9) Do not lie.
10) Do not bait and fish for evil in another mans heart or you will find it.
11) The human soul is more valuable than any material object.
12) Forgive others their errors.
13) Two wrongs do not make a right.
14)
Her Bowserism kept her head above water.
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its a charactr in mario and its the name of this librarian who got pissed at me cuz i snuck porn onto one of the shelves in the kid's section
who the fuck names their kid bowser?
ok bowser i swear that 5 year old kid masturbaited off his own porn
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Similar in fashion to the "minger," a bowser describes a woman who is quite unattractive to the eyes and causes pain upon viewing.
"Shit Dawg. That is one hell of a bowser that just walked by. My eyes are bleeding."
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