Bro job

When you give your closest friend(preferably a male) a blowjob, but not in a gay way. In order to give a bro job, you need to say, "no homo" five minutes prior the act, or five minutes after it.

Bro- I feel like a deflated balloon, man.
Me- I can blow you back up, bro!
Bro- Isn't that kinda gay?
Me- I'll say, "No homo AFTER the Bro job."

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Bro-job

Non-gay oral sex between bros. Usually after a few drinks and a lack of normal female attention. You should try it.

"Dude did you hear about that sweet bro-job that Justin gave to Zach?"

"Yeah it was like totally cool....I guess....fml".

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bro-job

A bro-job is the sucking-off a buddy gives you when you just HAVE to squirt a load.

I give beaucoup bro-jobs to other cadets here at the Academy!

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bro job

The act of one BRO giving another BRO oral pleasure.
*The agbro usually being the reciever in these types of bromantic activities.

Justin told me lastnight at Poison Girl, that Stacy gives the greatest BRO JOBS.

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Bro job

When bromance goes just a little bit too far.

"Sorry about the bro job last night. Let's just not talk about it."

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bro job

How an Asian says "blow job".

Hae Chung Wu: "Did she suck your dick rast night?"

Sai Oon Kim: "No, I didn't get no bro job."

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bro job

When a coworker is infatuated with another coworkers penis. He stares at it all day. He will curiously ask how big it is, if you have foreskin, do you cum a lot, etc. Soon he will ask to give you a blow job at work.

Vargass: “Dood how big is your dick?”
Coworker: “WTF?”
Vargass: “c’mon man let me suck it… it's called a Bro Job... no homo of course.”

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