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Broomstick Stakeout

When a girl gets a broomsticks and sneaks into a place where a whole bunch of guys are showering making them turn around and looking at the guy behind them thinking that he poked him with his penis.

Broomstick Stakeout

by Turin2931 February 26, 2009

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True Broomstick

When two jokes in a locker room decide to take to the next level one applies deep heat to his penis and puts said penis up the other jocks anus.

Man 1: Hey Joey wanna get a milkshake and have a quick true broomstick?
Man 2:I don't a feel like a milkshake!

by Wendyconewithahotdog June 1, 2014


American broomstick

A term for American orbital rockets. The term was created by head of Russian Space Agency Rogozin on Twitter, when trying to threaten the USA, by not flying their cargo on Russian Soyuz rockets, due to international sanctions that came as a consequence of Russia vs Ukraine war.

"Time to let the American broomstick fly and hear the sounds of freedom." - SpaceX Launch Director moments before liftoff

by froemosen March 23, 2022


Broomstick me

The act of someone fucking you or putting a broomstick in your ass, asshole, butthole and etc.

Layla:*talks about hot guys*
Lizz:Romeo and Chris can broomstick me plz and thx.

by LunaBroom May 26, 2018


Broomstick Me

The act of some or something fucking you or shoving a broomstick up your ass or lady purse aka vagina.

Luna:*talks about hot guys*
Lizz: Romeo and Chris can broomstick me please and thanks.

by LunaBroom May 26, 2018


broomstick buggery

Not a form of torture, only a mild form of abuse, according to the US military. Considered a way of "softening up" prisoners of war for interrogation.

Rush Limbaugh describes it as "letting off steam" and says soldiers have a right to do it.

Republican twats want to ban gay sex but think forced rape with broomsticks is OK as long as the victims are Iraqis. Fuck these Nazis.

by annoyed anarchist May 9, 2004

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broomstick bonnie

someone who gets off (sexually) using a broomstick.

I wonder where the broomstick is? I hear someone orgasming in the next room. Deff a "broomstick bonnie".

by meowmixlaaaaameeeeoooooowww August 29, 2009

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