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The bro you can always turn to no matter what the scenario is. He will always be willing to help you out.
Ryan: "Dude, I was in a bad place for such a long time, and if it weren't for Joe St. Broseph here, I probably would have ended up in the gutters somewhere."
Your black friend who has a lot of kids and makes them work everyday usually cleaning non stop
Man that guy makes his kids work like hell.Yup, thats my Broseph Kony
The ultimate wingman. Taken from the name of Joseph Goebbels, Hitler's number two man and most loyal supporter. Broseph Goebbels will do anything to support a fellow bro and uphold the sacred Bro Code.
Bro 1: Dude, Scotty totally has my back, man. Best wingman ever!
Bro 2: What you mean?
Bro 1: Last weekend I met this really hot chick, so Scotty jumped on the grenade of her group of friends. Then I forgot her name so Scotty made out with the grenade to find out, then he provided me with protection when I was going to seal the deal.
Bro 2: Dude, that's awesome. Scotty is one loyal wingman.
Bro 1: He's more than awesome, he's Broseph Goebbels!
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Synonym for bro or broseph. Play on NHL goalie Curtis Joseph. Especially relevant in a conversation with a bro that knows a lot about hockey (or knows who Curtis Joseph is).
Bro #1: What's up bro?
Bro #2: Not much curtis broseph.
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adjective (used with person)
A straight male who is a self-proclaimed example of big dick energy - he likely has a wife but only uses her as a platform to prosthelytize about his sexual prowess. Nothing is private with a Charlie Broseph.
Common brags include telling you that other men's girlfriends send him nudes regularly.
He spends his days calling other men “beta”, issuing the “down below” challenge, and posting social media statuses and memes that masquerade as feminist advice but in actuality are extremely sexist.
He is usually surrounded by legions of female fans on Facebook but it is likely these are fake accounts created by none other than Charlie Broseph himself.
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Woman 1: It was really weird, I changed my profile picture to this sexy photo I took the other night and this guy just popped up on my friend requests messaging me saying I'm a "gorgus queen" and to let him know if I ever need a shoulder to cry on
Woman 2: If his name wasn't Charlie Broseph it sure should be!
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Man 1: I told this guy on Facebook that the memes he posted about women liking it rough were actually pretty disgusting and he messaged me saying my girlfriend sent him nudes the other day
Man 2: Looks like you've got yourself a Charlie Broseph!
A good friend. In paticular a good left-wing friend. Taken from the slang term "Broseph", for brother, or close associate. This is combined with Stalin, in reference to Joseph Stalin, the former leader of the USSR(Soviet Russia).
Guy 1: "Hey there man, what's up?"
Guy 2: "Not much, how about yerself there, Broseph Stalin?"
Guy 1: "Not much dog, not much"
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a chill phrase to use to tell someone to calm down a little
Jon: cleanin up this shit man
Micheal: yo, chillax broseph it aint that bad
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