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In math class, I was brain browsing about the weekend.
The lower speed of masturbation used whilst browsing pornography on the internet. This form of masturbation is purposely done at a slower pace to maintain an erection, while avoiding any unwanted ejaculation. The normal speed of masturbation is restored once the user selects a desired video clip.
Eric: Sometimes it takes me 20 minutes to pick out a video clip on a porn site. I either lose my erection or blow my load looking at thumbnails.
Peter: Not a problem with me, I adopt a 'Browsing Pace' so neither of those two things happen.
Browsing habit is an examples of behavior, next to a computer or other internet browsing device, that had been learned by repetition, and require little or no attention to complete.
This behavior is analogous to driving a car on the same road for a hundredth time: you got from point A to point B, but can't remember the details of a trip itself.
1) Each time I open up the internet browser, for one reason or another, I sooner or later end up on a Facebook page. It's my Browsing Habit!
2) One of my browsing habits is typing "G" for Gmail in the web address bar, and scrolling down the list of suggested web-sites.
3) D: Dude, to download it right-click on the link and "save as"
A: Why don't you just directly click on the link, since it clearly has a download symbol?
D: Don't know, must be my "Browsing habit".
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Pocket browsing is the unintentional use of Internet service on a cell phone, usually while the phone is bouncing around in a purse or a hip pocket. Somewhat different that its cousin, the embarrassing but rather innocuous pocket dialing, pocket browsing can be an expensive mistake on cell phone plans that do not include data service.
"I forgot to lock the keypad and discovered I had been pocket browsing for hours."
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The act of taking a device to the toilet and spending many hours there, not pooping/peeing
Dave took his laptop to the bathroom and was toilet browsing until his sister caught him.
Where you jump around from site to site on Wikipedia between completely different topics
So this other day, I was bronco browsing and came across Esperanto.
When a guy lays in bed with a laptop on his stomach and a girl gives him a blow job while she browses the internet.
Guy: I would like a blow job
Girl: Okay, let me check my Facebook
Guy: How about a browse job
Girl: Deal
Guy: Ballgame