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A term used in business context when speaking to a group of people or in a meeting when one of your colleagues tries his best to make you look stupid and him (or herself) look smart.
I've been bruced again, next time I'll kill him.
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Bruce is some you usually get along with he's charming with black smooth silky hair and brown eyes he's a good cuddler
and always puts others needs before yours and enjoys everyone's smile he is super nice and handsome maybe even daddy he's good in bed and stands up for anyone including strangers he's a perfect boyfriend that never gets jealous
he so good looking no one can describe well enough without leaving some words out he's not perfect because no one is but he's a close secound
Bruce is daddy
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The most incredible guy you'll ever meet. He probably has beautiful blue eyes that you get lost in. He's the PERFECT combination of cute, adorable, funny, hot, attractive, & is overall incredibly amazing. Once you meet him, you'll never want to let him go. And rightly so. No other guy in this entire universe could ever compare to the love and care he'll bring to your heart. Every time you see Bruce's lovely smile or hear his perfect laugh, your heart will be filled with joy and your brain will race around in circles. Bruce is the right guy to spend the rest of your life with. He will respect you and defend you, along with your kids & pets. He has outstanding looks and an outstanding personality. Bruce's hands and warm hug will embrace you in a world full of love and a universe full of memories that last forever. Even if you and Bruce get into fights, big or small, he will always be there. That's just a small fraction of what makes him so much different from the rest. Most guys will be dicks and leave you over the small things. Bruce, however, is so kind and caring. He is understanding and will always care for you more than you can ever imagine. There may be times when it seems like he hates you, but I promise that no matter what happens Bruce will always stay by your side. And that's just a small part of why I love him. Everything is too much to put into here. No words in any language could ever describe how much I am truly in love with this amazingly breathtaking person.
Girlfriend: Bruce is so fucking adorable. I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with him, surprising him with all the gifts and love in the world. Which he deserves.
Bruce: I love you.
Girlfriend: I love you more, I'm always here for you.
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(v). to be cool, sweet, or chill.
Bridget: I just drank an entire bottle of mustard.
Drew: Dude, you're so Bruce!
Sex Tiger: I kinda just want to hang out tonight and lay low.
Bethany: You're so not Bruce tonight.
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To give or be given a one-sided beat down. Like going against Bruce Lee.
"Okay i'm about to Bruce this guy."
"I saw that fight yesterday man, you got bruced."
"If Chuck Norris tried to fight him you know he would have gotten Bruced."
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A big old poop. Another word for the stools you drop in the toilet every freakin' day.
Just gonna go see Bruce in the bathroom.
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Soft spoken creep who often sneaks out hunting for ladies at night. His attempts almost always fail because of his gross aura. He has the flirtatious capacity of a snail and his words are pure slime that gently caresses and sickens his victims.
Oh no, there comes bruce...everyone run
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