When you wake up and hear the baboons, chimps, and gorillas eeking, then realize that you are in the Saint Martin Anthony Buchanan's neighborhood.
Rasta Shaq JC sounded like a full on rapper in front of Saint Martin Anthony Buchanan's hood fortress at 353 Mercy Street, Philadelphia PA 19148
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Having trash glued/stuck on your ceiling and living with legit actual trash filled across your room.
My friend is a Saint Martin Anthony Buchanan for making huge messes and tugging himself in them while livestreaming to his gf
Saint Martin Anthony Buchanan is an American saint of the Freeventist religion, originally a soldier who in the heat of battle divided his cloak in front of a nun and many of the heathen warriors who were charging against him to reveal his tiny dagger, it is said that Bo Sinn appeared to bestow the power of seven days free upon his dagger, and ever since that day he pledged his life to the Freeventist faith, never to speak to a fronthole again.
Saint Martin Anthony Buchanan gave me seven days free, I must spread this salvation to all my fellow bowlthren!
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i got-a-bunt-and-a-bush-in-the-buchanan-on-gov't-st right now..
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Frank B thinks he is ARD when in reality he will shove empty coke cans up his asshole then shove hot dogs down his throat while screaming daddy
my husbands favorite sex move is the Frank Buchanan
josh is a cool gamer but fat and is a rhino
oh guys itβs josh buchanan heβs going to eat us all
When girl isn't good enough for you so you decide you identify as a IKEA shopping bag
"Jim why don't you have a girlfriend yet"
"I am a Buchanan Mapplebeck"