Chungus bungus

A smart and wise king that tends to act like a dumbass. He often likes his peasants to refer to him as chungus the great or chungus the wise. If you dont, he will wack your ass and call Barack Obama to take a shit on your head. SO BEST BE WARNED.

(its basically a variation of my fucked up mind and the meme BIG CHUNGUS combined)

kim jong un: You know that Chungus bungus mf/

trump: yeah? what about that legend?

kim jong un: he makes my pee pee hard..

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humungus bungus

huge black cock

"I like women...I have a humungus bungus....You'll be ready to merry me?"(drunk dude on cop show)

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Bungus Clapa

Means to be the coolest kid on the block.

Tim: That dude is totally wonkers dude
Bowen: Yeah, he's a bungus Clapa

Chig Bungus

The name given for an even larger Big Chungus,but not by a lot.

It's belived that Chig bungus is Big Chungus's big brother.

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shungle bungus

The act of gulping down 7 water bottles at a time and screaming “SHUNGLE BUNGUS”

Jared from subway: dude watch me shungle bungus

Sharon: ok sure

Jared: *gulps down 7 water bottles*
Jared: SHUNGLE BUNGUS!

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French Bungus

The act of two male ani touching intimately or romantically.

Jacobsen: Hey, Weatherby, lets experiment with our french bungus technique.

Weatherby: Let me put away my Michael Bolton CD collection then we can French Bungus all night.

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Karl Bungus

Someone who is thin skinned and drinks vitamin water. Can be associated with a person who perceives an insult where there is none.

Oh man, he can’t take a joke, he’s such a Bungus!
I know he’s a total Karl Bungus!