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A burnie sander is the burning piss that you get after beating off multiple times in a day or in a row. Burnie Sanders are graded on how many times you beat off.
Damb dude I just had a lvl 3 burnie sander.
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Quick squirts that burns your asshole as you shit.
I got the burny-squirties when I got sick :(
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n. 1. A particular genus of feces, tan-yellow in color, and quite acidic. Not as dense as the average turd, yellow burnies tend to be brittle, and may separate during excretion. This causes the burning sensation to be experienced at its fullest, and the wipage to be at a maximum. Yellow burnies typically occur 1-3 hours after ingesting a combination of habanero peppers, corn bread, and bananas.
HUSBAND: Florence, we have a dinner party with the Marps tonight. Make sure you wear the blue--
WIFE: Richard, I don't think I'll be able to make it. I have a searing case of the yellow burnies.
HUSBAND: I feel your pain, honey. Let's just watch re-runs of 227 instead.
WIFE: You always want to watch 227! What about what I want!?!?
HUSBAND: What the hell are you talking about? We always watch freakin' Lifetime whenever we're at home together, and that channel drives me nuts!!! Put on 227 now or I'm going to eat our dog!
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When your asshole burns around the sphincter because you didn't wipe your ass good enough and you have to shove toliet paper in it.
Man, I took a poo and I got some major burny asshole, better get some toliet paper.
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The act of performing sex wheel barrow style on a woman with her back on the floor, then at climax proceed to push her across the floor and ram her head into the wall. Rug burn is the burnie and the head ramming is the numb numb.
"After I gave her that burnie numb numb last night I have to patch my drywall."
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Home of the Gophers, Glen Burnie High has a huge campus, and is also home to a lot of trashy people. But if you look beyond the certain few, GB has many awesome people, including myself. So our sports arnt the best, well except for our basketbal, we have huge school spirit. We love our school. Our teachers and coaches are amazing, they make the school awesome. Our dance is the best in the county, our dance shows basically are professional. They include over 300 students, coming from our many dance classes, everyone is welcome.
Man Glen Burnie High may suck at sports, but I sure do love it!
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Giving a blow job with hot, spicy food in your mouth.
Sheila gave me a Burnie last night...I can still feel it!