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butt monkey

someone who tends to other peoples wishes

"Steve: thanks for being a good butt monkey susan, and putting my coat away"

by Sean February 1, 2005

5๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


butt monkey

person or persons employed at a state mental institution pretending to work in order to draw a paycheck while only coming to work on paydays.

Paul has been the top butt monkey at New Mexico State Hospital since 1999.

by Wanda May 8, 2003

7๐Ÿ‘ 42๐Ÿ‘Ž


blue butt monkey

While fucking your partner in the ass you reach up and start choking them until they turn blue. Then you cum on there face.

Last night I gave her a blue butt monkey because she talked back to me.

by kstan34 May 21, 2010

26๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


butt monkey

One who has lots of butts, so many butts that the butts are coming out of their hair. Like 100 butts.

Man, my sister is such a butt monkey. she has like 100 butts, so many that they are coming out of everywhere including her hair.

by Nat80 July 20, 2013

1๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


butt monkey

a person who likes to act like a monkey as in a gibon playfull and loves to climb.

1. comparing a person to a gibon.
2. nickname to a monkey like child "yo buttmonkey" plus its buttmonkey not butt monkey.

by cye liburd July 7, 2006

2๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rainbow Butt Monkeys

A alternative rock band previously stationed in Canada. Now better known as Finger Eleven.

Person 1: I found an old album by some group called the "Rainbow Butt Monkeys". It's pretty good.
Person 2: Sounds stupid. You should start listening to Finger Eleven instead.

by iamdabomb182 September 28, 2008

7๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


dwelling butt monkey

The highest level rarity In species of Monkey. It tends to show its self when it is least necessary and worst time. And it comes with a warning. The warning sounds like a groul as your stomach bubbles. That is the most immediat sign that you must go sit on the throne and release him to the wild.

I was in a meeting and had the most awful run in with a dwelling butt monkey and had to leave work to get Spain pants

by Boom_shaka_laka_faka September 22, 2015