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{poos-ee buhz-erd} (noun): a leering incubus, mistakenly perceived by his peers as a trusted wingman and confidante, the pussy buzzard successively and successfully preys on bar flies and fellatious women who are almost exclusively prior conquests of his peers. The name comes from his circling like a vulture around the easy-pickings leftovers immediately surrounding him. Common mating call, accompanied by flapping outstretched arms like wings: "Ssssskkaaaawwwww! Ssssskkaaaawwwww!"
Ryan: "Hey, I heard Drew banged out another haggard skank last night."
Josh: "Yeah, and now he's skeezing on your ex! Put a skirt on a pencil sharpener and he'd try to fuck that, too. That fucking pussy buzzard will take whatever will lie still long enough. Oh shit, here he comes --
Both: "Ssssskkaaaawwwww! Ssssskkaaaawwwww!"
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Boner Buzzard, Noun, meaning a prostitute, hooker, basically anyone who does dirty things for money.
Tom: Hey John I bought myself a hooker last night!
John: Really? You've been hangin' out with boner buzzards?
Tom: Yeah, life has been tough lately.
A whole lot of flapping, but nothing being accomplished...This term is best used to describe a futile situation where apparent efforts are being made with no clear results.
Man, we were out there the whole day trying to fix that gutter but the damn thing is still broken...what a buzzard fuck!
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someone who will fuck anything he sees
I can't belive you slept with that nasty bitch,you cunt buzzard
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something to call your daughter if she’s a baker.
don’t cry you pumpkin buzzard.
A dude who constantly is picking up there best friends just broke up skanky girfriend.
Man! Can you beleve Chester?! I think that's the sixth one of Daryl's ex waists he's swooped down on. What a fucking panty buzzard!
One who is always horny. Testicles that lead their owner to prey.
Hey Buzzard Balls, leave those girls alone and get home to your wife.