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"The meanest cat in town."
-fatty J
"Stop it Chicken sic chicken leg Jackson!"
-fatty J
Chicken leg piece...MMMMMM Chicken leg piece is very good. It’s luscious soft warm chewy taste will thrill ur mouth up though!
Me: I’m so excited! I think the waiter is coming this way to give me my chicken leg bis!
Waiter: (draws nearer)
Me: (⁎⁍̴̛ᴗ⁍̴̛⁎)
Me: wait what Wait is that-
Waiter: (draws even nearer)
Me: wait wait wait CHICKEN MARSALA?????
Me: I WANNA CHICKEN LEG BIS
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On this day you have the chicken leg piece pass,*UNLESS* your name is ben.
There was a drunk Indian man dancing around screaming, chicken leg piece day ;)!
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A 4 legged chicken is covered in fur, and has 4 paw's.
Billy Bob: Maaary Jaaane, we'll shit well tonight. Cletus's 4 legged chicken is here.'
Mary Jane :we'll put him in the microwave and eat him.
Cletus: Billy Bob I want my dog back?
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First a woman bends over and grabs something sturdy, then a man enters her from the rear, the man then firmly grasps her hair and one at a time proceeds to place his feet flat on her back while continuing to plow her from behind then triumphantly clucking at the top of his lungs, like an crazed rock climber who is clinging on for dear life!
Damn dude that girl from the bar was so freaky we did the three legged chicken dance until I fell off and got a concussion!
a tv remote controller shoved up a chicken or bull dogs anus while twisting his ear and jacking it off while simotanisly pooring lubricant and putting bananas in his other ear and making him eat glue while shooting him up with heroin in his dick
Im going to rusian cock burrito fucking with or without a lone legged chicken my long fellow dog named sparky.
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