Stan: At Sizzler, when you were yelling "muff cabbage," what's "muff cabbage?"
Kyle: It's a- it's a Jersey thing.
6๐ 9๐
n 1. Loose hanging labia (minora). Used as an insult. Allegedly, a result of having multiple partners.
n. 2. A used woman; floozy
I opened her lips, but couldn't find the hole. All I could see was her muff cabbage blowing in the breeze!
4๐ 6๐
1. Any unpleasantness (odor, hair, pimples, etc) in a woman's vaginal area. Comes from the words cabbage and muff.
2. Somebody who's being a douchebag.
1. You're garbage! You've got cabbage in your f**king muff! (South Park Jersey Shore episode)
2. That guy just cut me off! He's such a muff cabbage!
3. I was at the bar last night, and the girl I was trying to get with all night ended up hooking up with some other guy. I hope she has real bad muff cabbage.
4๐ 6๐
Used in the episode South Park "It's a Jersey thing" to make fun of the Jersey accent. The people from Jersey in the episode keep saying Muff Garbage, but everyone in South Park thinks they are saying Muff Cabbage.
Jersey woman: "You're Garbage, you're Muff Garbage!"
Normal Woman: "Did you just say Muff Cabbage?"
5๐ 9๐
Theresa: YOU'RE A MUFF CABBAGE! PSYCHO BITCH
*10 mins later*
Theresa: Sorry I overreacted it's a Jersey Thing
11๐ 26๐
Assuming that a muffin top is when a womans fat spills over her tight jeans, muff is referring to something of-putting towards a woman.
Also cabbage just sounds like a reference to the vagina area
So muff cabbage is either a massive vagina (like a camel toe), or a really stank ass nasty vag, with so much syphilis and pus oozing out of it it has the appearance of cabbage
You are muff cabbage!!
I pulled of her panties and instead of a beautiful pussy i find a muff cabbage!!
9๐ 22๐
A bad tasting vagina. slang for a sour unpleasant tasting vagina.
I went to give her oral and she had muff cabbage.
13๐ 37๐