Cade is that guy. The guy who you would want to be your future husband. He is rich, good looking and of course rich. He has hot hair. He will look good in any hairstyle, wether it is a buzzcut or the most ugliest hairstyle you could think of. Although he is shy, he is a pretty cool and interesting guy once you meet him. He plays baseball and hockey. Although he is very athletic, he us not the best in spelling. He only shows interest in people he wants to talk to or like. He is mostly horny all the time and is desperate for sex. But he is very loving towards his dog. He is Cade. That rich, good looking and rich guy. Go for Cade, he seems like a lonely guy and needs a girlfriend in life.
I facetime Cade every night, he is so sweet!
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The sweetest, cutest, lovable, amazing, boy you will EVER meet. If you run into a Cade, yβall will be automatic best friends and potential lovers, because heβs just the best. Tell the Cade in your life heβs great cause itβs true.
βHi, heard you got a boyfriend. Whatβs his name?β
βCade.β
βOh, heβs a keeperβ
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Cades are , egotistical,flirty,athletic, and strange. They're such nerds and are really self conceded and obsessed with their hair. I guess they're all right. But really smart and lame. Good friend though. Talks to himself.
Cade: *makes a lame comeback* (tries to be cool and funny)
Other: Cade ur not even cool or funny.
Cade: are you joking? I am so funny. I got a 120 on my test.
Other: No one cares.
Cade: *makes another lame comeback* *flips hair*
Other:stop being obsessed with ur hair.
Cade: *Yet another lame comeback*
Other: *walks away* (disgusted with cade's unabillity to come up with good comebacks.)
Cade: *starts to talk to himself*
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The quintessential short white boy with brown hair and an awkward side smile. Positives of a "cade": sometimes sweet when you don't expect it, decent music taste, and most definitely a cali boy. Besides that, 9/10 would unhomie. Room for improvement: stop staining clothes, mislogging packages at work, and memorizing 'friends' episodes.
Cade was unhomied.
Cade, where is our missing vacuum?
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To lie beyond disbelief to the point where it is utter bullshit.
Guy 1: Hey I totally had a foursome.
Guy 2: Don't Fucking cade me asshole.
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A person who reveals or spoils a magic trick for others while you are performing the trick.
Kid 1: Ok now I want you to pick a card.
Now look at it and don't let me see it.
Kid 2: I saw that steal you did there.
Kid 3: OMG. Piss off you just did a cade on us, way to ruin the trick for everyone.
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The most sarcastic form of saying okay. Should be said in a rising tone of voice, like it has a question mark at the end of the word. To be used when someone is being douchey or toolish, and is mocking.
College Student #1: Dude, let's go smash some natty ice!
College Student #2: cade????
Teen #1: Dude, your sister's hot!
Teen #2: cade
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