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Naive guy, doesn’t know when something is right in front of him, thinks he is a pretty cool guy who has all the chicks but in reality there is one girl who stood by him no matter what. he never realise how good she is until she is completely wrong
“Oh callum you had a real good girl, but you broke her”
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the most amazing boy on the face of this earth;
his ability to make you laugh and smile is un-humanlike
he is also a very hot looking vampire and a very skilled guitar player.
boyfriend to ashli too :)
god he's such a- such a callum!!!!!
marry me!
618👍 482👎
Not to be mistaken for calum he is a calm sloth like creature who has odd fetishes I usually nuggets. He masturbates more than the average man. He watches ufc most of the time (usually with a pillow over his lap) and takes 2 showers per week.
Guy:"I see you were over at Callum's house at the weekend?"
Girl:"yeah we were watching the mcgregor Diaz fight. He was very attached to his pillow, when I picked it up afterwards there was a big dent in it."
15👍 6👎
Callum is a STUPID POTATO if you see a Callum you better yell stupid potato otherwise you will have 8 years bad luck.
If you see a Stupid Potato in the wild you have been blessed.
Wow, there's a wild Callum (stupid potato)
8👍 5👎
Lovable idiot. Amazing guy that girls seem to magnet towards. Oblivious. Can't tell when someone likes him. Everyone's favourite punching bag. Plays a lot of Star Wars Battlefront. Super gay... or a straight girl... we still haven't decided. His girlfriend loves him very much.
Callum you're addicted the Star Wars!
27👍 19👎
Callum is a whale cocked alpha male who will take yo bitch. Hide yo mom hide yo bitch, Callum takes them all (He will also take your dad)
Person 1: Callum is sexy
Person 2: Yes