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The System of theology, defined by John Calvin, emphasizing the sovereignty of God over the free will of man, in which God undoubtedly and effectually saves His elect.
Calvinism alone is the gospel and nothing else.
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To be so sad that you go home drunk and alone, cry and masturbate using your own tears as lubrication.
Jon:Dude got dumped on Valentine's Day.
Ace: He's going home to pull a Calvin.
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Someone who gets a hard-on when a woman that is about 200 years older than him touches his dick
A- Did you see what happend ?
B-"Yes that guy pulled a calvin with that old lady"
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Calvin is a mysterious non vanilla man from upsate NY. He has a darkness in his soul that he shares with so few. The look in his eyes, and the sound of his voice will captivate most women. You can immediately sense his sexuality when he enters a room. Calvin is the type of man that everyone woman will breathe in her dreams and her lustful fantasies will take hold of her soul. The desire will be overwheling , she awaken with wet panties and a throbbing clit. Wanting Calvin. If you are one of the few to become Calvinized you will never want vanilla again. Calvin will take your mind and body to places that good girls blush about. He will use his hands and tongue in places thst will leave you begging for more.
He blindfolded me and began whispering all the erotic things his mouth was going to do to my body, I had dreamed about this moment for all my life. When his lips brushed across my ass, I knew I was being Calvinized. I would never be the same vanilla girl.
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Calvin is very shy and will only talk to you unless you come up to him. He can be very firm and blunt with people, but only if you cross him. He is very handsome and all the guys and girls think he is hot asf. Calvin prefers to stay to himself and usually likes to be in total darkness. Calvin is VERY intelligent and will not rest until he figures out what he wants. He is really hardworking and determined to succeed in life. Calvin loves everyone who loves him and will do anything for them if he expresses his feelings.
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A stalker and a paedophile.
Always carries a roll of duck-tape and a box of lock-pics.
If he puts on his hood on, run.
Person 1: "Did you see Calvin?"
Person 2:"Yeah but luckily his hood wasn't on"
Person 3:"I saw him raping David yesterday"
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A theological system made up by Augustine of Hippo, further systematized by the arriving of John Calvin. It teaches double-predestination; fatalism.
Argues for Calvinism with a Christian predestined to argue against Calvinism.
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